THEY ARE LEAVING AGAIN!

WHAT HAVE I DONE?

How f*cking cute am I?

OMG! The f*king bags are out again. They are leaving on another f*king trip!

I know I can be a bitch, I mean I am a dog after all, and, I know I have an “accident” in the house every once in a while, but f*ck I am getting old. That’s not enough a f*cking reason to leave me again!

Is it?

That can’t be f*cking it. I thought mommy and daddy were happy with me. They haven’t gone anywhere for over a f*king month, and I thought they were happy to just have me sit in their lap as they watch incessant reruns of F-Troop. Life has been f*cking good.

Why would they leave?

I even went out of my way to make me even more loveable. I got a haircut and I’m groomed and I smell f*cking great, not like ass, and I’m wearing a f*cking cute bandana for St. Valentine’s Day. Why would anyone want to leave this gorgeous bitch behind?

How f*cking big of a yutz am I?

Not only are they leaving me, but they are also leaving me on St. Valentine’s Day. They are real sentimental p*icks huh? It breaks my heart, but I have my revenge planned.

I was an idiot for getting 
this bandana huh?

Gotta go and poop in their bags again. That WON’T be an accident.

P*icks.

My revenge will he hot and smelly

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