Thursday, June 29, 2017

PARADE OF BEER

PROST!
As Team VFH Captain Janet Lee is in England with her new grandson and is up to her elbows in dirty diapers and enjoying every swabbing moment of it, I am back home living it up!

Yeah…that’s right… I’m leaving the toilet seats up, and piling dirty dishes in the sink AND, get this, I haven’t made the bed since she left two weeks ago. I’m having the time of my life. Of course, the one drawback in all this is I’m running out of dishes and I can’t figure out the new dishwasher Janet bought, so I have been going out to eat a lot when I’m not working. I’ve been going to a lot of brewpubs when I can and in the burgeoning craft beer market of Pennsylvania there are a lot of them. 

NO BUDS ALLOWED.
Although craft beers are gaining popularity in New Jersey it still pales in comparison to Pennsylvania. Go into practically any bar in on this side of the Delaware and the array of brews is outstanding. For your humble beer enthusiasts, who have traveled to Belgium just to drink beer, this is a good thing. Of course you can get good beer in NJ, but there are a lot of brewpubs in PA.

For the longest time the only brewpub in New Jersey was the Ship Inn in Milford NJ, near the Delaware River in Hunterdon County and a pleasant scenic drive up Route 29 from Lambertville. Serving British style beers and food specials like hamburgers on Tuesdays and fish and chips on Wednesday, this was the only available destination.  Although the scene in New Jersey has since improved the state still lags behind the proliferation of craft breweries and brewpubs in Pennsylvania.
For example in the nearby town of Phoenixville a now-thriving community with a vibrant nightlife there are several brewpubs and breweries. Even in the relatively sleepy town of Collegeville where we now live you can hold your breath and walk from the townhouse to the Appalachian Brewery. It’s a small Pennsylvania chain that serves several beers and has a full menu. Although close we rarely go there, but as I have a few more days before Janet returns I may make a guest appearance.

HIPSTER ALERT
It’s remarkable how craft beer has exploded in popularity. Once only the giants like Budweiser, Miller and Coors were available, now there are so many beers that it’s hard to know what to order! Pub crawls can be mind twisting affairs in trying to figure out what to drink next.

But, like internet publishing there is no guarantee the product produced is good. Sometimes with these newer places the beers are either a hit or miss. Attempting to "up" the beer experience brewers sometime combine and infuse flavors that have no place I believe in the realm of beers. I guess if you favor your beer flavored with grapes, etc., then this is good. Sometimes they are just outright bad. Sadly a triple I had at the Tuned Up brewery in Spring City reminded me not of grapes, but lipstick. Always ask for a taste before ordering a pint that you’re not sure about. I know I kind of splatted Tuned Up, but the other beers we had were powerful and good and I ordered the triple without the requisite sip. They do not serve food, but I would return for a beer, or two, that is after a taste.

Even the much revered Dogfish Head Brewery of Milton Delaware, home to 60 Minute, 90 Minute, Burton Baton and Johnny Cask, experiments. Team VFH has been known to drink many many many of these delicacies, but some of their others like the current  Alternate Takes #5 a barrel aged raspberry / blueberry sour is not appealing at all….But thankfully their 60 Minute now comes in cans!


ROAD TRIPS
Victory Brewing
The brewpubs I have gone on this extended foray in a bachelor feeding frenzy are all hits. The food is good and the great beers make it difficult to choose two to drink. I hold myself to two as I have to drive.

The first brewpub I visited was Victory Brewing in Downingtown. Every chance I get I travel to this far flung oasis of all things good in the world. (It is too far to drive to Dogfish Head for the evening.) Even my son shudders with anticipation when I offer to buy him a few at Victory. How else will I get my son to drive all this way to visit me?

Large and airy with ample dining areas and always crowded Victory is the closest thing to perfection. ALL their beers are drinkable and the difficulty is which one to choose. Some are very strong like their Golden Monkey Triple and their Storm King Stout. If I’m driving though, I usually opt for the Hop Devil on hand pump. Creamy smooth and delicious this IPA is excellent. The Dark Devil is a combination of their Storm King Stout and the Hop Devil. If you’re not the DD I suggest you go for one of these.
For dinner I had an excellent grilled chicken sandwich with bacon and fries.

Stoudts Brewery
This brewpub is a bit out there in Adamstown out past Reading. Your favorite quaffers have been there a few times for their well-attended Oktoberfest. The Mossad would have a field day at this event. There are Lederhosen galore and people parading behind a roasted pig hoisted on a spit, prancing to a German oom-pah band. It smacks of the real thing. The brewpub itself is decorated with knick knacks covering the wainscoting and there is a stilted old feeling to the brewpub. I had been to the brewpub once before and it’s never crowded, but the char grilled Black Angus burger topped with blue cheese had me busy so I barely noticed.I had their triple and a double IPA.

Tired Hands
This is on the mainline in Ardmore. Their Fermentaria was slick and crowded. It was bright and sun splashed from the wall of windows. All the servers were tattooed and bearded, except thankfully the women. Here, I found grape flavored beer and they were rather pretentious about their brews. I ordered a double IPA and was questioned as to whether or not I was looking for the Obilex or something like that, even though as far as I can tell there was only one double IPA on their beer listing.  Many of their beers have odd names like: “Progression Through Unlearning II, or, "Ridiculoid" and have accompanying descriptions that arched my eyebrows. Their beers had “notes of kiwi, or apricot, or concord grape, or unripe pear, etc. It all just seemed (and tasted) haughty and ill-conceived. If not for an excellent and well-priced burger I would never return. The double IPA…whatever they called it was fine.

Sly Fox
This established brewpub is on the outskirts of Phoenixville, although the beer is actually brewed in a different location. It is an honest and reasonably priced place with a fine selection of honest beers. I had been there before and their Route 113 IPA is a good beer. My second was a hand pump bitter that was smooth and delicious. For a refreshing summer beer I have been known to carry out a six pack of their Royal Weisse. At the brewpub I sat outside in their corralled area on the sidewalk of a strip mall and had a blue cheese topped burger. It is not a glamorous place, but the burger was very tasty.

As mentioned earlier Phoenixville boasts several breweries and brewpubs.
Iron Hill
Iron Hill is a small chain that offers many award winning beers. It is often our go to place for food and drink. Although expensive, their food is very good. I favor the Voodoo Chicken Pizza. Special beers like the Bedotter or the Wee Heavy are excellent, but their regular house beers hold up very well.

Stable 12
This is a place where I suggest you sample their beer before ordering it. Some of their beers are high in alcohol. They have a kitchen serving the usual fare and an outdoor, dog-friendly seating area offering live music.

Crowded Castle
This posh bar just opened and the beer taps are manned by one of the several buddies who started the place. I liked their Belgian Quad.. but who wouldn’t? They do not have a kitchen, but you can order food delivered to the place.

Root Down
The latest entry into the Phoenixville brewery scene is Root Down. I haven’t been there yet, but they also serve food. We’ll get back to you on this one.  

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