There is a pressing matter being held tomorrow. It is the 10th annual INTERNATIONAL TALK LIKE A PIRATE DAY. September 19th is the world wide event where everyone can yammer away like they've escaped from a swashbuckler movie, threaten to keel haul your kids if they don't take out the garbage and utter the words 'avast' incessantly and still be considered normal. It's your day to dress up like a pirate. Go ahead get out that dead parrot and staple him to your shoulder. On September 19th it'll be the norm.
As for the norm, in the Conch Republic of Key West, Florida there is also pub crawl attached to the revelry of the day. You may ask why is this different than any other day in Key West and that's a good question. The hilarity of this wayward city runs unabated 365 days and nights and mornings a year. Much rum will invariably get your "inner pirate" churned up. Tomorrow in Key West if you're wearing pirate apparel you are eligible for a "Pirate Drink and Shot Special" in several bars. A quick search on Facebook shows where the debauchery will churn along Duval. Check out other events worldwide at: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Yes, tomorrow you can dress up like Keith Richards and ask everyone what is a pirate's favorite section of the Sunday New York Times....
Why... it's the "Arrrrrts and Leisure" section.
Need to practice? Watch some of these movies? PIRATE MOVIES Or, just drink a lot of rum....
Make sure you sure you start the day off right with a ....hearrrrrty breakfast.
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As for the norm, in the Conch Republic of Key West, Florida there is also pub crawl attached to the revelry of the day. You may ask why is this different than any other day in Key West and that's a good question. The hilarity of this wayward city runs unabated 365 days and nights and mornings a year. Much rum will invariably get your "inner pirate" churned up. Tomorrow in Key West if you're wearing pirate apparel you are eligible for a "Pirate Drink and Shot Special" in several bars. A quick search on Facebook shows where the debauchery will churn along Duval. Check out other events worldwide at: http://www.talklikeapirate.com/ Yes, tomorrow you can dress up like Keith Richards and ask everyone what is a pirate's favorite section of the Sunday New York Times....
Why... it's the "Arrrrrts and Leisure" section.
Need to practice? Watch some of these movies? PIRATE MOVIES Or, just drink a lot of rum....
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