It's coming...you know it's coming... the apocalypse will be here before you know it, but will you be prepared? With zombies trolling the earth looking for brains will you survive or will you be bait?
The better you are prepared today, the easier tomorrow will be. With all this yammering about the end of days, Mayan calendar stuff, the apocalypse is hurtling towards us this December! Team VFH's attitude though is typical, we don't really believe it, but hedging, one can never be too sure. So, what better way to prepare than to take a Zombie Survival Course.
Offered at $179 a day or $450 for a more comprehensive weekend training camp at the Zombie Survival Course in South Jersey, one can gain the skills needed to survive when everyone else is no longer here. And, there are plenty of things to know! Weapons like guns and crossbows and clubs (affectionately known as melee weapons) are used. Survival training like finding shelter and food, first aid, as well learning how to hot wire a car are part of the festivities. They'll teach you how surviving the first 48 hours of the apocalypse is extremely important to your future.
Though this all sounds extreme, the good people at the ZSC base camp don't really think the world is ending in December either. Their website shows available courses starting in March 2013 and claims this is not physically demanding and appropriate for anyone at least 15 years old and ZSC will cater to private groups as well as bachelor and bachelotte parties or for a corporate team building exercise. (Not to quip here, but do you really want your CEO covering your ass when you run out of ammo?)
Fully insured and offering trained professionals, ZSC can be a way to learn something while having fun as you bond with your kids. The Zombie Survival Course is held somewhere in South Jersey. If you're interested in living while the rest of your neighborhood is devoured contact them! zombie survival course
Of course, coming up is the other side of the hilarity. On October 6th in Asbury Park, NJ the 5th annual Zombie walk will be held. This is your chance to mingle with the undead. Participants get "made up" (they're not really dead) and shuffle along the boardwalk. Evidently it is the largest "walk" in the world and recognized by the people at Guinness as such. In 2010 over 4,000 walking corpses ambled by the sea in Asbury Park. For particulars on how to see this free event and join in the revelery visit their website: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
Hopefully ZSC doesn't decide to visit Asbury Park October 6th to take in some Indian Summer sunshine!
The better you are prepared today, the easier tomorrow will be. With all this yammering about the end of days, Mayan calendar stuff, the apocalypse is hurtling towards us this December! Team VFH's attitude though is typical, we don't really believe it, but hedging, one can never be too sure. So, what better way to prepare than to take a Zombie Survival Course.
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Offered at $179 a day or $450 for a more comprehensive weekend training camp at the Zombie Survival Course in South Jersey, one can gain the skills needed to survive when everyone else is no longer here. And, there are plenty of things to know! Weapons like guns and crossbows and clubs (affectionately known as melee weapons) are used. Survival training like finding shelter and food, first aid, as well learning how to hot wire a car are part of the festivities. They'll teach you how surviving the first 48 hours of the apocalypse is extremely important to your future.
Though this all sounds extreme, the good people at the ZSC base camp don't really think the world is ending in December either. Their website shows available courses starting in March 2013 and claims this is not physically demanding and appropriate for anyone at least 15 years old and ZSC will cater to private groups as well as bachelor and bachelotte parties or for a corporate team building exercise. (Not to quip here, but do you really want your CEO covering your ass when you run out of ammo?)
Fully insured and offering trained professionals, ZSC can be a way to learn something while having fun as you bond with your kids. The Zombie Survival Course is held somewhere in South Jersey. If you're interested in living while the rest of your neighborhood is devoured contact them! zombie survival course
Of course, coming up is the other side of the hilarity. On October 6th in Asbury Park, NJ the 5th annual Zombie walk will be held. This is your chance to mingle with the undead. Participants get "made up" (they're not really dead) and shuffle along the boardwalk. Evidently it is the largest "walk" in the world and recognized by the people at Guinness as such. In 2010 over 4,000 walking corpses ambled by the sea in Asbury Park. For particulars on how to see this free event and join in the revelery visit their website: THE ZOMBIES ARE COMING
Hopefully ZSC doesn't decide to visit Asbury Park October 6th to take in some Indian Summer sunshine!
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