Friday, February 15, 2019

IS IT A PARTY IF IT HAPPENS EVERY NIGHT?


KEY WEST REVELRY
This humble scribe is a light weight when it comes to partying. If I lived on Key West I would have to adapt or die. We have friends who have lived here for a while and had to leave because it got to be too much revelry…and they are heavy hitter, swing for the fences types.

Yesterday was Thursday, and we only scratched the surface of the available antics on Key West. The night started when we met friends for an incredible meal at Little Pearl where we shared appetizers like Bangkok Octopus and Spicy Tuna Tartare Burlee before moving on to our meals of Sauteed Local Snapper, Grilled Swordfish and Grilled Wahoo. It’s difficult to get a table at Little Pearl, but we had an inside connection.
 
MARY ELLEN'S KEY WEST
Then it was on to vibrator races at Mary Ellen’s. Yes, vibrators. The girls had bourbon drinks while we had some local beers.

Then it was on to Tropic Cinema the local bijou for a sing-a-long to Little Shop of Horrors. Many in the crowd were dressed appropriately. There were several Audrey’s, one wearing a tight-fitting leopard skin dress, an Audrey II with a big head who asked if my name was Seymour, and one guy in leathers looking like Steve Martin’s character in the movie. We got drinks before we entered the theater. They served 90 Minute IPAs from Dogfish Head! We sang and laughed along with the crowd.
Then it was on to the Green Parrot. It was bustling. A band was playing. The bass player looked like Borat and the crowd swayed to the music. We were drinking Coronas infused with Patron tequila. Eventually we left and we weaved along the fairly quiet streets passing places like Better Than Sex, a dessert restaurant until we happened upon a bar with karaoke blaring from the open doors. It was already past midnight and our friends offered us a ride back to the Coconut Mallory Resort, so we didn’t stay. I was drunk anyway.

I told you I was a light weight.

AND...THEY ARE OFF!

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